some friend...

gee… the things my friends say when they don’t want me to visit them:
me:
what's hubei like in general? is it very city-ish?
friend:
not like that, half urbanised only, central is city, not many skycrappers, surrounding mainly hills and rural areas
me:
ooh sounds nice
me:
i want hills and fresh air
me:
or mountains and rivers
friend says:
it's not the nice hill and water you are thinking about, pls, just let your imagination go wild , think of the worst hills you can think of

and as dawn says...

dawn: but how bad can hills get
dawn: i mean unless you're planning to climb them
dawn: which i assume not
amy: maybe he means they're ugly or smtg
dawn: oh well
dawn: i'm not exactly the kind of sit and stare at mountains
dawn: no matter how nice they look
dawn: what's a nice mountain
dawn: symmetrical?!